Friday, 19 April 2019


If Facebook's Mark Zuckerber was tall, handsome and athletic, he'd look just like today's hottie! As it is, there is still an amazing resemblance. But, unlike Mark Zuckerberg who serves mankind by revealing without authorization customers' confidential data to for-profit companies and hackers, and uses customers date without authorization for political purposes, our hottie helps bring about world peace through athletics and the promotion of human health.

Great job, hottie!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Sports Marketing Specialist
Photographer: GB

Thursday, 18 April 2019

Dapper Dan

Sporting a driving cap on the MBTA our handsome furry fellow displays a pleasing array of earth tone hues with his oxford shoes, the handsome tan of his moleskin trousers with their thick, soft nap, the burnt orange of the JanSport Equinox 28 backpack, and finally the L. L. Bean driving coat. 

This is a man who knows how to combine style with masculinity!

Location: Red Line at Charles/MGH
Imagined Profession: Director of IS for Non Profit
Photographer: GB

Tuesday, 16 April 2019

Run for Your Life!

Running is good for one's health and longevity. And this amazingly fit and handsome Marathon runner had a winning smile and, we hope a winning time!

Hats off to courageous, fit, and beautiful men who ran in the 2019 Boston Marathon!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Director of B2B Sales
Photographer: GB

Monday, 8 April 2019

Waders Weather

He was smoking hot. And almost knee-high in waders! We had no idea waders on a man could be so alluring. Here, let's take a look at how we followed this tall fella!
Our first encounter. Hot waders!
Second encounter. Woof!

Moving in closer to drink him in!

We hope you enjoyed today's hottie!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: School Teacher
Photographer: GB

Friday, 5 April 2019

Stand on Your Own Two Feet

Hurtling through the tunnels beneath our fair city, today's handsome hottie manages to maintain his balance without using the handrails. We like men who can stand on their own two feet. We also want to point out that, although it's not appropriate to wear brown shoes in town whilst wearing a suit in the city, our pic does not capture well enough that the jacket is actually a sport coat. Thus, he is indeed most appropriately dressed.

But if you are in the city, and wearing a suit, remember this footwear fashion adage that never is out-of-date: Never Brown in Town!

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Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: College Recruiter
Photographer: GB

Thursday, 4 April 2019

Tall Drink of Handsome

Ever so tall and commanding our on our train, this splendid man was fashionably bundled against the April chill and enjoying the delay-free morning commute. We enjoy looking up at men!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Research Scientist
Photographer: GB

Wednesday, 3 April 2019

Green God

Twice in 12 hours we've had to do some major re-rerouting due to failures of the Red Line. But that gave us the opportunity to capture this stunning God of the Green Line. He's model quality bedecked in a luxurious faux-fur trimmed parka. And look at those handsome eyebrows!

Location: Green Line at Park
Imagined Profession: Accountant
Photographer: FT