Monday, 31 July 2017

Lean Back

Elegantly posing against the door of the train as we hurtled to our destination our hottie exudes grace and composure as he partakes in his daily commute. 

Location: Red Line at Central/MIT
Imagined Profession: Accountant
Photographer: GB

Sunday, 30 July 2017

Blonde Ambition

Hot and hunky, our blonde bombshell captivates his fellow passenger. The way his shorts hug his thighs, and the way his T-shirt accentuates his worked-out torso is simply magnifique!

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Location: Red Line at Charles/MGH
Imagined Profession: Director of Social Media
Photographer: FT

Saturday, 29 July 2017

Shake and Shake

We can't help shake it out of our minds. This handsome business fellow, bedecked in tie-less suit (a la Romney at Bain Capital) and leather briefcase caught our eye as he had a vague resemblance to us of Donald Trump, Jr. Of course, our man is handsomer, more refined, more elegant. Dare we say far smarter, more intelligent, and wiser? 

Location: Green Line at Copley
Imagined Profession: Venture Capitalist
Photographer: FT

Friday, 28 July 2017

Healthcare Dilemma

We've been hearing about the healthcare dilemma on the news and much to our surprise we encountered it on the T! Is it our hottie's dark and furry chest hairs that make him so handsome? Could it be his incredibly flat stomach that makes him standout as a sublimely attractive man. Or is it the biceps that give him that incredibly alluring appeal?

Whatever it is, we'll take it all! On a single-payer plan, of course!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Doctor/Physician/Healer
Photographer: GB

Thursday, 27 July 2017

Hot Business Ideas

Two utterly charming and handsome hotties entertained us on the T with their knowledgeable talk on business matters. Mergers and acquisitions. Leveraged buyouts. Price-Earnings ratios. Oh we were spellbound and swooning! Business experts are hot!

Location: Red Line at Charles/MGH
Imagined Professions: MBA Students
Photographer: FTH

Wednesday, 26 July 2017

Where's the Beef?

The beef is right here! There's nothing like encountering a massively muscular man on the T. The beauty of the male form. Well-formed muscles rippling throughout his body. He's a man of perfection. It's a good day to take the T to work!

Location: Red Line at Park
Imagined Profession: Athletic Coach
Photographer: FT

Tuesday, 25 July 2017

Roar of the Lion

Proudly wearing his Penn State jacket (it's rather cold and damp this July day) while hurtling underneath Harvard University, our hottie has the sumptuousness of a peach ice cream from Penn State's Creamery, the lusciousness of a grilled sticky from the College Diner, and elicits from us an audible roar like that of the Nittany Lion. 

Just hear the roar below!
And kudos to our bold and confident Penn State hottie this morning!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: University Recruiter
Photographer: GB

Monday, 24 July 2017

Hey Siri, Who's That Hottie?

Such a handsome fellow we encountered on the T. We found him so alluring we wanted to ask Siri just who that handsome man was!

Speaking of Siri... 
Try asking this to Siri. Sorry, Android users... you lose out on the phone yet again.

Location: Red Line at Porter
Imagined Profession: Business Development Manager
Photographer: FTH

Friday, 21 July 2017

Summer Reading List

Dressed for summer our adorable hottie has already made out a reading list and is making good headway through his thick tome. How appropriate for Ernest Hemingway's birthday which is today! As for our reading list we prefer to simply watch good looking men as they read books! We guess you could say our blog is book report on our reading efforts!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Branch Librarian
Photographer: GB

Thursday, 20 July 2017

It's Mueller Time

From above our hottie clearly had that legalesque demeanor. We should know, our HOTT Headquarters is just down the street from Harvard Law School. Delicious salt & pepper hair, a flattering color selection for his shirt (violet), and from the suitcase we presume he was visiting Harvard Law School but actually graduated from a law school someplace else.

Speaking of other law schools.... Robert Mueller, legal nemesis of our current president, is a graduate of University of Virginia School of Law ('73). And as the pec-a-licious hottie below shows us...
...It's Mueller time!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Attorney Who Didn't Graduate from Harvard Law
Photographer: GB

Tuesday, 18 July 2017

Fleeting Glances

A crowded train. A sea of outstretched arms. And then we spotted him. Elegant and tanned. Fit from exercise. Perfectly pressed white buttoned-down Oxford shirt. A model of male urbanism at its finest. And a happy commute for us!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Healthcare Administrator
Photographer: GB

Monday, 17 July 2017

Evening Wear

Two charming fellows hurtling across the Charles in summer attire. Making the most of an evening  journey they simultaneously blend in while standing out in the crowd. Charming!

And our HOTT Crew member FT and out of the hospital and recuperating at home!

Location: Red Line at Charles/MGH
Imagined Professions: Research Fellows
Photographer: GB

Saturday, 15 July 2017

The Hot Stuff

With his radiation octagonal radiation safety badge our handsome fellow shows he has the hot stuff! From tip to toe, top to bottom, from stem to stern he shines in all facets. Makes the Green Line commute so much more interesting.

We apologize for missing yesterday's post. While doing a pre-work cycling training ride Friday morning our HOTT Crew member FT had a most unfortunate cycling accident.
A squirrel (Species: Sciurus carolensis) darted across the bikeway and unfortunately wound up entangled in FT's front wheel (see squirrel in wheel above). The squirrel did not live. FT, despite being thrown over his handlebars did live, but not without significant injuries.

Our HOTT Crew praises the staff at Beth Israel Deaconess Hospital for their prompt attention to FT. FT especially enjoyed the narcotics and the hottie Anesthesiology Resident.

And FT wants us to let you know that other than a need to replace the spokes on the front wheel the bike is fine.

Location: Green Line at Symphony
Imagined Profession: Research Investigator
Photographer: FT

Thursday, 13 July 2017

Defined and Refined

We love how a well-groomed beard and moustache can transform a man into tableau of refinement. It's a defining quality that makes one stand out amongst a sea of travelers on the T. And here we have a simply gorgeous man of definition and refinement before us. Oh happy day!

Location: Red Line at Park
Imagined Profession: Accountant
Photographer: FT

Wednesday, 12 July 2017


Clad in colors of the Pittsburgh Steelers our hottie stole our hearts with his handsome attention to detail so appropriate for these warmer months on the T. We love Summer!

Location: Green Line at Park
Imagined Profession: Art Exhibitions Curator
Photographer: FT

Tuesday, 11 July 2017

Buttery Smooth Biceps

This hottie oozes perfection. Tantalizing curves gave thrills to the passengers on our train. And look at his upper torso muscles. Simply sublime!

Location: Red Line at Park
Imagined Profession: Database Engineeer
Photographer: FT

Saturday, 8 July 2017

Luscious Lime

Our stunning and handsome man wears an uncommon color combination: Lime T-shirt and gray shorts. Simply superb! Look how well his colors look on his lean torso! See how his colors accentuate his fit and lithe look! And the flip flops simply take it over the top with lusciousness.

This hottie is Summer!

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Marketing Associate
Photographer: GB

Friday, 7 July 2017

Speckled Splash of Specialness

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Our hottie has a stand-out pattern on his shirt. Reminding us at first of paisley, we see upon closer inspection that it's a free-wheeling speckled spectacular going on! We like men with flair in fashion!

Location: Red Line at Park
Imagined Profession: Social Media Manager
Photographer: FT

Thursday, 6 July 2017


Sometimes we catch them from a distance. The pose, the contours, and the colors all let us know in an instant that we have a hottie before our eyes. And the backdrop of Northeastern University's "We Inspire" signage makes for quite the primary color sensation!

Location: Green Line at Northeastern
Imagined Profession: Grad Student
Photographer: FT

Wednesday, 5 July 2017


Bear Week starts in 2 days but this bear of a hottie caught our eye on the 4th of July. What a way to celebrate! We hope to catch more bearish men on the T in the coming days!

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Engineer
Photographer: GB

Tuesday, 4 July 2017

Mona Lisa's Smile

It may be the 4th of July but we've got a French theme going on today. Just look at our hottie's socks... they have the Mona Lisa on them! The Mona Lisa is in France and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (he speaks fluent French) is famous for wearing socks like this.
Yes, let's get a closer look at those Mona Lisa socks! Speaking of France...
How about that French President Emmanuel Macron. Doesn't he look Presidential!!! What a guy!
And while out cycling today our HOTT Crew encountered the famous French dog Patou of Mt Ventoux (wild Belgian-eating dogs of one of France's premier cycling climbs). Even though they look cuddly and adorable they eat Belgian tourists. In the United States the Patou, known as the Great Pyrennes avoids eating mountain climbing tourists. Still, be cautious when approaching! And yes, the Patou's dad was quite handsome.

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Professor of Fine Arts
Photographer: GB

Monday, 3 July 2017

Sound of Music

Our ever so handsome hottie is decked out in LSTN headphones and a Sonos shirt. He's an aficionado of quality sound and music just like us! And could he work at the world-renowned Sonos? If so that would be sweet music to our ears! Speaking of sweet...
When we're not out on our bikes in training for our annual European cycling adventure we're indoors watching the Tour de France and our favorite cyclist of them all... Taylor Phinney! What an adorable guy, all-round pure cyclist, and bon vivant extraordinaire! Go Taylor!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Sound Engineer
Photographer: GB

Sunday, 2 July 2017


He's making plans. He's anticipating the prelude to the holiday festivities that make up our 4th of July. Probably making sure he has everything set for a special evening with a special someone. Hmmm... we should invite him to our 4th of July extravaganza!

Location: Green Line at Copley
Imagined Profession: Insurance Adjustor
Photographer: FT