Tuesday 31 December 2019

Munchkins on the T

We got a hankering for some Munchkins just looking at this guy sitting directly across from us! Deliciously decked out for today's wet weather with his Hunter brand wellies which were paired with knitted cuff boot socks, we thought this ruggedly handsome gentleman was the perfect antitodote to today's nasty weather.

And it's a good thing a Dunkin' Donuts was right at the station exit when we departed the train. We bought a lot of Munchkins

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Professor of Geology
Photographer: FT

Monday 30 December 2019

Brilliance of the T


A glowing blondger (blonde-ginger) hottie in a Tommy Hilfiger Regatta Jacket shows how to look sharp on a day with sleet and ice tumbling from the skies above. We're pretty sure that wherever he goes he's an illuminating presence.

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Department Manager - City Government
Photographer: GB

Thursday 26 December 2019

I'll Be Home for Christmas

Boston seems to be a place people leave for the holidays, and this attractive guy had his bag packed and ready to depart. We caught him as he was deep in thought, perhaps about the approaching holiday. 

Our HOTT Crew wishes all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Manager of Material Services
Photographer: GB

Friday 20 December 2019

From a Distance


From a distance there is harmony
And it echoes through the land
It's the voice of hope
It's the voice of peace
It's the voice of every man

There we were, scrunched up against the door of a crowded Red Line train, and opposite, beckoning to us with his inspirational good looks was the man we knew was going to be today's hottie on the T!

It's not easy surreptitiously taking a pic of a man quite a distance away, but we do it to serve you!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Digital Marketing Manager
Photographer: GB

Thursday 19 December 2019

Fit and Furry


We were expecting the temp to be around 30F this morning, so imagine our shock as we saw that the temperature had plunged to 12F! How to keep warm? Follow this handsome man's lead and grow a luscious bear able to keep one's face warm even in the briskest of wintry conditions. And add a nice warm cup of coffee and the commute to work is a breeze!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Sales Manager for Sportswear
Photographer: FT

Wednesday 18 December 2019

Fur-Trimmed Fellow


A lot of men on the T this morning were sporting parkas with fur-trimmed hoods. It was a lovely sight to behold! Here we have an adorable fellow deep in contemplation, assisted we presume by the warmth generated by his fur-trimmed hooded parka. Nice job, hottie!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Administration Manager
Photographer: GB

Tuesday 17 December 2019

Cats on the T


While this handsome fellow reading the cult classic Gay Garfield on the T may get "ewwwwws" instead of "ahhhhhs", the juxtaposition of this image against clips from the trailer for the upcoming film Cats suddenly makes it appear quite ordinary! If you haven't seen the trailer for Cats we'll spare you, and instead just give you several screen shots below.

Does the tail on a real cat come out of its... you know... that place? Or is that a long, flexible dildo?

Probably not the ideal choice for your Facebook Cover Photo. Except during Halloween.

So much that's so not good in this millisecond of film. And we used to like James Corden.

Location: Commuter Rail at Wellesley
Imagined Profession: Literary Humorist
Photographer: Nippy


Monday 16 December 2019

Gathering Storm


He's bundled up appropriately for the Winter Weather Advisory that's in effect, and exudes a masculine cuddliness! A lot of our readers ask what clues we look for when imagining a hottie's profession, and it's usually down to 2 things: The shoes or a fleece vest. Here our hottie is wearing shoes by Allbirds, the footwear of choice for technology fashionistas!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Software Designer
Photographer: GB

Friday 13 December 2019

Goal Oriented


With rugged good looks and piercing eyes this morning's handsome fellow sent shivers down our spine as he cast his interested gaze at us. It's always nice to have a good looking chap return the interest we have in him!

We must confess that our main interest this morning was whether or not our favorite hottie at Buckingham Palace would be greeting Boris Johnson as he arrived for a visit to HM Queen Elizabeth II. Alas, our Palace favorite, Wing Commander Sam Fletcher is no longer Equerry to the Queen, but take a look at this royal footman at Boris Johnson's car!

What a stunning and elegant footman! We do hope we get to meet him on our next trip to our Dominion Beyond the Seas!

And if you want to see the Queen's stunningly handsome former Equerry please visit our post on him here: http://hottiesonthet.blogspot.com/2016/07/wing-commander.html

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Visual Artist
Photographer: FT

Thursday 12 December 2019

MBTA's Wonderful World of Color


A wet and snowy day, and somehow our hottie poses in just the right place to illuminate the station platform with his wonderful world of color, compliments of the MBTA designers. Elegant facial hair keeps this delectable man warm by warding off the chilling breezes, and the L. L. Bean Duck Boots keep his feet nice and dry. Happy traveling, handsome hottie!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Non-Profit Manager
Photographer: FT

Wednesday 11 December 2019

Harvard Business Review


Resplendent in his Midtown Uniform (a sartorial style favored by those who work for hedge funds and banks) our golden-haired hottie is ready to take on the day's events. In trying to decipher if he's from Harvard Business School or MIT Sloan we've come to the decision that, despite traveling in the direction of MIT Sloan his blond hair and trim waistline indicate he's likely from HBS.

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: HBS Student and Future Destroyer of the Global Economy
Photographer: GB

Tuesday 10 December 2019

A Leg Up on the Commute


Two very attractive fellows before us on the platform, one of which definitely has a leg up on the morning commute! And we hope hottie on the left gets better soon!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Professions: Left, Finance; Right, Business Development
Photographer: GB

Monday 9 December 2019

Book Smarts


A chill in the air and a book in the hand and voila, you've got a handsome hottie on the T! For the life of us we couldn't catch a glimpse of his book's title (knowing that information gives us even more food for our wild imaginations), but his handsome face and well-tailored quarter length wool coat certainly kept us entertained!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Manager, Boston Atheneum
Photographer: GB

Friday 6 December 2019

Red Line at Morning


It was Red Line this morning, then off to catch an alternate route to work due to very infrequent service during rush hour. But we didn't depart before capturing a photo of this furry and wool-swathed hottie on the platform!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Visiting Scholar
Photographer: GB

Thursday 5 December 2019

Daily Grind

Stepping into our darkened Red Line car, we couldn't help but notice the sensual glow of a certain iPhone joyfully perusing the many offerings on the Grindr app. It just hadn't occurred to us to use Grindr on our way to the daily grind at work. Millennials truly are good at multitasking!

And pardon our absence. We've been at our new HOTT Headquarters in the South of France preparing for our permanent relocation (Coming in 2021!).

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Game App Developer
Photographer: GB