Tuesday, 15 August 2017

Hotties on the T Book Club - Michelle Obama in Her Own Words by Melania Trump

Who better to speak the words of Michelle Obama than... Melania Trump! The new First Lady speaks for her predecessor in this fascinating journey on the road to the White House. A curious and lively blending of the 2008, 2012 and 2016 Presidential Campaigns into one event, this gripping story is certain to set off your deja vu all over again.

Michelle Obama in Her Own Words by Melania Trump.

Monday, 14 August 2017

Hotties on the T Book Club - Gone Girl 2 - Even Goner

Gone Girl 2 is the perfect quick read while on a transportation system that, hopefully, makes everyone onboard gone. But in this sequel (spoiler alert!) the girl is even goner!

Stuck on a train due to delays? Let this book take you away and make you a gone girl, too!

Gone Girl 2 - Even Goner by Jillian Flynn

Sunday, 13 August 2017

Hotties on the T Book Club - Deepak Chopra

For the easily-excitable man on a not-so-crowded train comes this moving self-help book from world renowned sage Deepak Chopra. We think it would be especially appropriate to read on the Blue Line as the book cover color compliments the interior of the trains.

Hiding Your Erection From God by Deepak Chopra.

Saturday, 12 August 2017

Hotties on the T Book Club - The Billy Bush Story

A heartfelt plea from a man who thought the punishment for having "done wrong" couldn't get any worse. Full of pain and pathos this story will take your mind off of even the worst commute.

Get it at a Library near the T today!

So I'm Unemployed But He's the F*cking President? by Billy Bush

Debuting in September on Audible.com

Friday, 11 August 2017

Hotties on the T Book Club - Gay Garfield

While our HOTT Crew is cycling in France we invite you to partake in our Hotties on the T Book Club! We've discovered many a handsome man reading a fascinating book on the T. Men next to whom we'd like to sidle up and discover more about what they're reading!

So, now through August 16 we're featuring each morning a handsome fella reading an extraordinary book on the Subway.

Today's book is a coming of age and a coming out story of a single and obstinate cat who discovers his true uninhabited self.

Gay Garfield, by Gym Davis.


Thursday, 10 August 2017

Fruit of the Forest

We love our hottie's colors! The remind us of what our friends across the pond refer to as Fruit of the Forest: Raspberries, Blackberries, Strawberries and Blueberries. It's the taste of summer, and the colors are perfect for our fine looking man on a summer day waiting for his train.

Our HOTT Crew is off to France tomorrow, so don't forget to follow us on Twitter! @HottiesOnTheT

Location: Green Line at Northeastern
Imagined Profession: Adjunct Art Professor
Photographer: FT

Tuesday, 8 August 2017


You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses - Pablo Picasso

A lovely man in a rose-colored pullover shirt lets us know to rejoice that the crowded T has beautiful men onboard. And what an absolutely delightful man he is!

And don't forget to follow us on Twitter at @HottiesOnTheT so that you can keep up with our annual adventure to France!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Data Analytics Engineer
Photographer: GB

Monday, 7 August 2017


A cold Frappuccino and a summer fellow made a weekend excursion on the T most enjoyable. We hope you enjoyed your weekend as much as we did!

And don't forget to follow us on Twitter (@HottiesOnTheT) so that you won't miss out on the pics of hot French men we tweet while on vacation. We're off to France August 11!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Data Analyst
Photographer: FT

Saturday, 5 August 2017

Lions, Tigers and... Oh Look, a Hunk!

His T-shirt is made of just the right fabric. Smooth and soft as we imagine our hottie to be, it fits and forms all over his torso. He was a delight to behold as we held on tight while gazing away at him!

Our HOTT Crew will be on vacation in France Aug 11-27 and we have some exciting news!

1). Follow us on Twitter (@HottiesOnTheT) to get up-to-date pics of smokin' hot men in France as well as pics of our HOTT Crew as we bike our way from Burgundy to Paris.

2). From August 11 through August 18 we'll be featuring our first annual Hotties on the T Summer Subway Book Club!  On each of those mornings we'll feature a handsome man on the subway reading a book perfect for your commute! And beginning August 19th we'll be featuring hot men of the Paris Métro!

We hope this combination of pre-programmed Book Club posts, live updates of us on Twitter, and  our special series of Hotties on the Paris Métro we'll let you feel that you're a part of our vacation (because you are!) while at the same time alleviate anxieties we get over poor WiFi in France.

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Research Scientist
Photographer: FT

Friday, 4 August 2017

Summer Delight

This handsome fellow was a delight to behold. Beautifully cuffed shorts, nicely fitted V-necked T-shirt and bright red tennis shoes with low-rise socks. The heat of Summer certainly brings out the hotties!

Location: Red Line at Charles/MGH
Imagined Profession: Development

Thursday, 3 August 2017

Peaches and Cream

This heavenly hottie has a peaches and cream complexion that had us hankering for GB's famous Peach Cobbler. Just look at the smooth skin and the peachy glow of of skin. He's magnificent! And he looks smart, too!

Pardon us while we run out to the store to buy some fresh peaches!

Location: Red Line at Park
Imagined Profession: Assistant Director of Fiscal Services
Photographer: FT

Wednesday, 2 August 2017


He's ready to give you a workout. Be it business or pleasure he's at the top of his game. Finely tailored suit without tie. Ray Ban Sunglasses protecting his eyes from the harsh glare of the station ceiling lights. iPhone at the ready to communicate with anyone, anywhere, at anytime.

He's the Stairmaster.

Location: Red Line at Porter
Imagined Profession: M&A Analyst
Photographer: FT

Tuesday, 1 August 2017

Boyfriend Barry

He reminded us of Barry, the boyfriend of Brianna in HBO's Grace & Frankie. Perhaps it's his very tall stature. Or the facial hair that frames his handsome visage. Or the cool business casual attire accentuated by sneakers. Whatever it is, we call him Barry.

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Software Engineer
Photographer: FT

Monday, 31 July 2017

Lean Back

Elegantly posing against the door of the train as we hurtled to our destination our hottie exudes grace and composure as he partakes in his daily commute. 

Location: Red Line at Central/MIT
Imagined Profession: Accountant
Photographer: GB

Sunday, 30 July 2017

Blonde Ambition

Hot and hunky, our blonde bombshell captivates his fellow passenger. The way his shorts hug his thighs, and the way his T-shirt accentuates his worked-out torso is simply magnifique!

And don't forget to follow us on Twitter! http://www.twitter.com/HottiesOnTheT

Location: Red Line at Charles/MGH
Imagined Profession: Director of Social Media
Photographer: FT

Saturday, 29 July 2017

Shake and Shake

We can't help shake it out of our minds. This handsome business fellow, bedecked in tie-less suit (a la Romney at Bain Capital) and leather briefcase caught our eye as he had a vague resemblance to us of Donald Trump, Jr. Of course, our man is handsomer, more refined, more elegant. Dare we say far smarter, more intelligent, and wiser? 

Location: Green Line at Copley
Imagined Profession: Venture Capitalist
Photographer: FT

Friday, 28 July 2017

Healthcare Dilemma

We've been hearing about the healthcare dilemma on the news and much to our surprise we encountered it on the T! Is it our hottie's dark and furry chest hairs that make him so handsome? Could it be his incredibly flat stomach that makes him standout as a sublimely attractive man. Or is it the biceps that give him that incredibly alluring appeal?

Whatever it is, we'll take it all! On a single-payer plan, of course!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Doctor/Physician/Healer
Photographer: GB

Thursday, 27 July 2017

Hot Business Ideas

Two utterly charming and handsome hotties entertained us on the T with their knowledgeable talk on business matters. Mergers and acquisitions. Leveraged buyouts. Price-Earnings ratios. Oh we were spellbound and swooning! Business experts are hot!

Location: Red Line at Charles/MGH
Imagined Professions: MBA Students
Photographer: FTH

Wednesday, 26 July 2017

Where's the Beef?

The beef is right here! There's nothing like encountering a massively muscular man on the T. The beauty of the male form. Well-formed muscles rippling throughout his body. He's a man of perfection. It's a good day to take the T to work!

Location: Red Line at Park
Imagined Profession: Athletic Coach
Photographer: FT

Tuesday, 25 July 2017

Roar of the Lion

Proudly wearing his Penn State jacket (it's rather cold and damp this July day) while hurtling underneath Harvard University, our hottie has the sumptuousness of a peach ice cream from Penn State's Creamery, the lusciousness of a grilled sticky from the College Diner, and elicits from us an audible roar like that of the Nittany Lion. 

Just hear the roar below!
And kudos to our bold and confident Penn State hottie this morning!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: University Recruiter
Photographer: GB

Monday, 24 July 2017

Hey Siri, Who's That Hottie?

Such a handsome fellow we encountered on the T. We found him so alluring we wanted to ask Siri just who that handsome man was!

Speaking of Siri... 
Try asking this to Siri. Sorry, Android users... you lose out on the phone yet again.

Location: Red Line at Porter
Imagined Profession: Business Development Manager
Photographer: FTH

Friday, 21 July 2017

Summer Reading List

Dressed for summer our adorable hottie has already made out a reading list and is making good headway through his thick tome. How appropriate for Ernest Hemingway's birthday which is today! As for our reading list we prefer to simply watch good looking men as they read books! We guess you could say our blog is book report on our reading efforts!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Branch Librarian
Photographer: GB

Thursday, 20 July 2017

It's Mueller Time

From above our hottie clearly had that legalesque demeanor. We should know, our HOTT Headquarters is just down the street from Harvard Law School. Delicious salt & pepper hair, a flattering color selection for his shirt (violet), and from the suitcase we presume he was visiting Harvard Law School but actually graduated from a law school someplace else.

Speaking of other law schools.... Robert Mueller, legal nemesis of our current president, is a graduate of University of Virginia School of Law ('73). And as the pec-a-licious hottie below shows us...
...It's Mueller time!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Attorney Who Didn't Graduate from Harvard Law
Photographer: GB

Tuesday, 18 July 2017

Fleeting Glances

A crowded train. A sea of outstretched arms. And then we spotted him. Elegant and tanned. Fit from exercise. Perfectly pressed white buttoned-down Oxford shirt. A model of male urbanism at its finest. And a happy commute for us!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Healthcare Administrator
Photographer: GB

Monday, 17 July 2017

Evening Wear

Two charming fellows hurtling across the Charles in summer attire. Making the most of an evening  journey they simultaneously blend in while standing out in the crowd. Charming!

And our HOTT Crew member FT and out of the hospital and recuperating at home!

Location: Red Line at Charles/MGH
Imagined Professions: Research Fellows
Photographer: GB

Saturday, 15 July 2017

The Hot Stuff

With his radiation octagonal radiation safety badge our handsome fellow shows he has the hot stuff! From tip to toe, top to bottom, from stem to stern he shines in all facets. Makes the Green Line commute so much more interesting.

We apologize for missing yesterday's post. While doing a pre-work cycling training ride Friday morning our HOTT Crew member FT had a most unfortunate cycling accident.
A squirrel (Species: Sciurus carolensis) darted across the bikeway and unfortunately wound up entangled in FT's front wheel (see squirrel in wheel above). The squirrel did not live. FT, despite being thrown over his handlebars did live, but not without significant injuries.

Our HOTT Crew praises the staff at Beth Israel Deaconess Hospital for their prompt attention to FT. FT especially enjoyed the narcotics and the hottie Anesthesiology Resident.

And FT wants us to let you know that other than a need to replace the spokes on the front wheel the bike is fine.

Location: Green Line at Symphony
Imagined Profession: Research Investigator
Photographer: FT

Thursday, 13 July 2017

Defined and Refined

We love how a well-groomed beard and moustache can transform a man into tableau of refinement. It's a defining quality that makes one stand out amongst a sea of travelers on the T. And here we have a simply gorgeous man of definition and refinement before us. Oh happy day!

Location: Red Line at Park
Imagined Profession: Accountant
Photographer: FT

Wednesday, 12 July 2017


Clad in colors of the Pittsburgh Steelers our hottie stole our hearts with his handsome attention to detail so appropriate for these warmer months on the T. We love Summer!

Location: Green Line at Park
Imagined Profession: Art Exhibitions Curator
Photographer: FT

Tuesday, 11 July 2017

Buttery Smooth Biceps

This hottie oozes perfection. Tantalizing curves gave thrills to the passengers on our train. And look at his upper torso muscles. Simply sublime!

Location: Red Line at Park
Imagined Profession: Database Engineeer
Photographer: FT

Saturday, 8 July 2017

Luscious Lime

Our stunning and handsome man wears an uncommon color combination: Lime T-shirt and gray shorts. Simply superb! Look how well his colors look on his lean torso! See how his colors accentuate his fit and lithe look! And the flip flops simply take it over the top with lusciousness.

This hottie is Summer!

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Marketing Associate
Photographer: GB

Friday, 7 July 2017

Speckled Splash of Specialness

UPDATE! Friends of our hottie discovered this post the other day and he's now our 5th Most Popular Hottie of all time! Congratulations!

And follow us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/HottiesOnTheT!

Our hottie has a stand-out pattern on his shirt. Reminding us at first of paisley, we see upon closer inspection that it's a free-wheeling speckled spectacular going on! We like men with flair in fashion!

Location: Red Line at Park
Imagined Profession: Social Media Manager
Photographer: FT

Thursday, 6 July 2017


Sometimes we catch them from a distance. The pose, the contours, and the colors all let us know in an instant that we have a hottie before our eyes. And the backdrop of Northeastern University's "We Inspire" signage makes for quite the primary color sensation!

Location: Green Line at Northeastern
Imagined Profession: Grad Student
Photographer: FT

Wednesday, 5 July 2017


Bear Week starts in 2 days but this bear of a hottie caught our eye on the 4th of July. What a way to celebrate! We hope to catch more bearish men on the T in the coming days!

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Engineer
Photographer: GB

Tuesday, 4 July 2017

Mona Lisa's Smile

It may be the 4th of July but we've got a French theme going on today. Just look at our hottie's socks... they have the Mona Lisa on them! The Mona Lisa is in France and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (he speaks fluent French) is famous for wearing socks like this.
Yes, let's get a closer look at those Mona Lisa socks! Speaking of France...
How about that French President Emmanuel Macron. Doesn't he look Presidential!!! What a guy!
And while out cycling today our HOTT Crew encountered the famous French dog Patou of Mt Ventoux (wild Belgian-eating dogs of one of France's premier cycling climbs). Even though they look cuddly and adorable they eat Belgian tourists. In the United States the Patou, known as the Great Pyrennes avoids eating mountain climbing tourists. Still, be cautious when approaching! And yes, the Patou's dad was quite handsome.

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Professor of Fine Arts
Photographer: GB

Monday, 3 July 2017

Sound of Music

Our ever so handsome hottie is decked out in LSTN headphones and a Sonos shirt. He's an aficionado of quality sound and music just like us! And could he work at the world-renowned Sonos? If so that would be sweet music to our ears! Speaking of sweet...
When we're not out on our bikes in training for our annual European cycling adventure we're indoors watching the Tour de France and our favorite cyclist of them all... Taylor Phinney! What an adorable guy, all-round pure cyclist, and bon vivant extraordinaire! Go Taylor!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Sound Engineer
Photographer: GB

Sunday, 2 July 2017


He's making plans. He's anticipating the prelude to the holiday festivities that make up our 4th of July. Probably making sure he has everything set for a special evening with a special someone. Hmmm... we should invite him to our 4th of July extravaganza!

Location: Green Line at Copley
Imagined Profession: Insurance Adjustor
Photographer: FT

Friday, 30 June 2017

Refined Palette

An artist starts with a blank canvas and then uses a palette of tantalizing colors to create a sensation. Likewise, our adorable handsome fellow uses as his canvas matching monotone colors for his shorts and shirt and then creates an artistic sensation with his lovely styled hair, muscley muscles and a flash of orange by his gym bag. Watching this hottie was like visiting the MFA!
Location: Green Line at Northeastern
Imagined Profession: Arts Professor
Photographer: FT

Thursday, 29 June 2017

World of Color

A quintessential pose amidst a sea of color. It's a wonderful world of color on our way home from work! Such a tall and hopeful man!

Location: Green Line at Government Center
Imagined Profession: City Government Manager
Photographer: FT

Wednesday, 28 June 2017

Who's the Boss?

Boss means "cool, awesome" which describes this handsome business fellow to a T. And the interplay of colors that he's chosen for his outfit and accessories is delightful, especially the "o" in the logo on his bag compared to the color of his open-collar shirt (GB thinks they may be green... but he's  color blind). Whatever colors are going on there, they're phenomenal! 

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Director of Cloud Sales Operations
Photographer: GB

Tuesday, 27 June 2017

O Canada!

Hunky hottie of a Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (of our Dominion to the North) shows that man spreading can be a good thing! And kudos to Delta Airlines for featuring this luscious magazine cover!

We think we'll turn this into a poster for HOTT Headquarters.

True patriot love, in all thy sons command.

Afternoon Delight

Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight!

It's been a whirlwind for our HOTT Crew as we've been on a whirlwind tour to our Dominions Beyond the Seas. When you mix The Royal Navy's newest aircraft carrier with Windows XP the only solution is to call... The HOTT Crew! We can solve almost any technology problem!

And our hottie above shoes that it's all about being shipshape 24/7. What a delightful man. And how nice to be back home again!

Location: Red Line at Porter
Imagined Profession: Cybersecurity Specialist
Photographer: FTH

Saturday, 24 June 2017

This Bud's for You

A bud of guy for you this Saturday, and he's wearing the accessory of choice for our age... the iPhone earbuds. Such a charming and easy going fellow. Definite bud material!

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Finance Manager
Photographer: GB