Halloween Hottie!

Nothing says Halloween like a good-looking fellow toting a pumpkin on the T! Just look at the luscious orange color, the intricate star-shaped carving around the stem. The round, voluptuous shape. The perfect sizing. It's a feast fit for a holiday!

We also want to take a moment to briefly tell you about ourselves and what we do:

1). We're a group of men who take pictures of men on the T.
2). Our blog posts are whimsical stories we create based upon the pics we take.
3). We are always in compliance with the MBTA Photography Policy.
4). We don't feature pictures of women.
5). We always blur the faces of women who appear in the background of our pics.
6). We are always complimentary of the men we feature on our blog.

We hope this will alleviate some of the hysterics women seem to be having the past couple of weeks regarding their fear of being featured on our blog. We are GAY MEN. We aren't interested in women!

Thank you.

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Urban Horticultural Scientist
Photographer: GB

Red Line at Morning, Commuters Take Warning

A whopper of a storm overnight has left us inundated with water and downed trees... and of course Red Line delays! But our hottie of a man is bundled up hunkered down due to the delays on the Red Line. Nice hoodie, lovely knapsack and very interesting book!

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Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Healthcare IT Manager
Photographer: GB

Boxing Day

In our Dominions Beyond the Seas Boxing Day occurs on December 26th. But Boxing Day came early in Boston with this athletic and sporty gent fresh from a round of boxing. Notice the boxing gloves dangling from his left arm, the form-fitting athletic pants, perfect-for-anywhere long sleeved jersey as he contemplates his next move on his iPhone. Fit as a fiddle!

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Postdoctoral Fellow
Photographer: GB

That Jude Law Look

It was evening on the T and this sumptuous and sultry gentleman reminded us of one of our Hollywood Hearthrobs: Jude Law! Just look at the eyes and how his face is pointing one direction but he's surreptitiously looking somewhere else. We felt that we were in the presence of greatness

Location: Green Line at Northeastern
Imagined Profession: University Drama Coach
Photographer: FT

Lay Ee Odl Lay Ee Odl Lay Hee Hoo!

Two hunky hotties caught our eyes as they conversed with each other in lilting Austro-Bavarian accents. We suddenly had visions of men in lederhosen participating in Aperschnalzen (competitive whip-cracking)! Litres of beer! Pumpkin-sized Tyrollean pecs! Koala Bears! (we know, they're from Australia, not Austria. But they're so cute!)

And then that song popped into our heads and wouldn't stop playing... the most famous song of the Alps... The Lonely Goatherd!

Men in the midst of a Table d'hote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Men drinking bear with the foam afloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo.

Location: Green Line at Arlington
Imagined Professions: Physician/Body Builder
Photographer: GB

Mr Metro

Our hottie shows off his classic Ivy League tennis club form on the train whilst reading Metro Boston. He likes his sports the way he likes his news... on the go and in easy to consume format. Note his perfect fitting khaki shorts, the Custom Fit Jacquard Polo Shirt, and the businessman umbrella by his side. All while taking in a condensed version of today's current events. He's prepared to experience it all!

We apologize for not posting the past couple of days, we're attending a conference at the Seaport District.

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Hospital Physical Therapist
Photographer: GB

Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Muscular rowers arms greeted us on the T. It's Head of the Charles Weekend! And our handsome fellow was just one of many rowers from what appeared to be the St Anselm College Rowing Club! Come back later this afternoon to see more of these adorably handsome men!

Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Rowing Coach
Photographer: GB