El Zorro!

The long hair pulled back in a pony tail. The furry chest. The jewelry. The avant-garde jacket. Our man looks as if he's ready for the Metro de Madrid rather than Boston's T. We fully expect to see him on the cover of a bodice-ripper novel.

And we have an Olympic hottie for you below!

Location: Orange Line at Stony Brook
Imagined Profession: Model/Artist
Photographer: Undercover RM

America's Bode Miller looks stunning in skin-tight white spandex ski suit. The curves of the slope matching the magnificent curves of his muscled thighs. Oh how we love the downhill!