Hot. Handsome. And he reads books! What a thrill that we could capture him rockin' and rollin' on our way to work! His moustache and beard are masculine beyond belief. And such wondrous thighs! Whether you're on a trip to the library or a weekend at a rustic cabin this is the kind of man you want to have with you!
Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: English Literature Adjunct Professor