Book of Mormon

We've been trying so hard to find a priest on the T, but apparently priests eschew public transportation. So we'll settle for a Mormon Elder! Looking resplendent in crisp white shirt and peach tie (with an ever so adorable black nametag) our heavenly hottie spreads joy and inspiration throughout our train!

Meanwhile, our HOTT Crew's FTH is scouting out properties in Mykonos for our HOTT Crew in the event Greece winds up going back to the Drachma. We're simply not going to buy property in Greece, though, unless they leave the Euro first as we want to make sure we get the best deal!

While FTH is in Greece the rest of our HOTT Crew are making an obligatory trip to visit an event hosted by Stella the Sea Beast (above, owner of our friends TJ and Maxx) in Gloucester. We've tried to explain that the movement is about Black Lives to no avail. It's all about you, Stella. All about you.

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Church Missionary
Photographer: FT

Come Labor On

Stop the presses! We don't have to go to work on Monday! We desperately wanted to let our hottie know that he didn't need to be dressed for work as it's Labor Day Weekend! But he sure is cute!

Meanwhile, our HOTT Crew's FTH is in Mykonos, Greece and sent us this lovely photo of the azure Mediterranean and pastel blues and brilliant whites of the local buildings.

And our HOTT Crew's friend Lola, who has been detained in the Faroe Islands aboard the Miss Trish II, has finally been cleared to depart tfor her final leg on the journey to France with her car encapsulated in ice (courtesy of Cape Pond Ice of Gloucester). Yeah, Lola!

Location: Red Line at Charles/MGH

Imagined Profession: Medical Sales

Photographer: GB

Swizzle Stick

We love accoutrements with our cocktails, and swizzle sticks add a special pizzaz the occasion. Just like our hottie's sublime swizzle pose adds pizzaz to his bus stop.

Meanwhile, our HOTT Crew's FTH is now in the Greek Islands. Since he works for a humanitarian relief organization he's taking time help out with the refugee crisis there. Above is a view he took overlooking the islands with the Turkish coast in the background.

And our HOTT Crew's friend Lola is also in the islands, the Faroe Islands (an autonomous part of Denmark just east of Iceland). Danish Naval vessels were suspicious of the boat transporting her and her ice-encapsulated high-performance sports car to France, so she's being detained for a few days until receiving clearance to proceed to Schengen Zone ports.

Location: 86 Bus at Eliot/Harvard Square
Imagined Profession: Bartender
Photographer: FT

Fabulous Friday - The Force Be With You

Our hottie shows he has the force with him as he takes command of our train and whisks us through the Galaxies to our final destination. Notice the sultry pose combining strength with poise. And the perfect eyewear help him see the destination to which he's taking us! Happy Fabulous Friday!

And yes, our HOTT Crew has already stocked up on Star Wars - Force Awakens merchandise!

Location: Red Line at Kendall/MIT
Imagined Profession: Jedi Knight
Photographer: GB

Speaking of Jedi Knights, our very own FTH is in Greece scouting out the filming sites for Dodie and Lola's upcoming cooking show. Below is a lovely panorama view from the Acropolis he took a couple of hours ago. Have fun, FTH!

Getting Back to Business

We continue our salute to returning University students! And scroll below to see pics of the new Orange Line trains being built!

You know, MBA candidates are hot! We love the way they can dress up like Law students yet also maintain weather-appropriate attire. As it will be 94F today (that's 34C for those of you in our Dominions Beyond the Seas) our hottie has chosen lusciously fitted Navy shorts and a conservatively patterned buttoned-down shirt by Ralph Lauren. And the sickles Topsider shoes (below) are divine and let our hottie go from the boardroom to the lakeside home in no time flat!

We think the new Orange Line trains (below) that will be built in Springfield, MA by a Chinese company look really sharp. We hope they run well!

Location: Red Line at Porter
Imagined Profession: MBA Candidate at Suffolk University
Photographer: FT

Back to School Special - The Freshman

We found this trim collegiate hottie looking quite handsome in his slim-fit attire, perfectly poised baseball cap and stunningly well-shined loafers. Quite appropriate for university student attire this time of year. Welcome to Harvard!

Location: Red Line at Harvard Square
Imagined Profession: Student
Photographer: FT

Double Tuesday - Back to School Special

Two hotties and the start of the university school year. A winning combination! And follow us on Twitter at @HottiesOnTheT

Speaking of students, we want to welcome back returning and new university students! If you're an upperclassman male we may very well be featuring you on our blog in the near future!

And for those of you who are new to the university scene in Boston you'll want to bookmark our blog. As a helpful tip here's a description of the five of us (we stay anonymous and use acronyms for names) who take the pictures:

1. FT is Executive in charge of production. Oh he's everywhere!
2. FTH is our Executive in charge of diversity casting and Twitter (@hottiesonthet). Red Line.
3. GB is our Executive layout editor for the blog and Facebook. Red Line/Blue Line.
4. Undercover RM is our Executive for social events. Red Line/Orange Line.
5. Nippy is our Executive for suburban affairs. Commuter Rail/Commuter Bus.

Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Universities: Hottie on the left, Suffolk MBA Program; Hottie on the right, MIT/Sloan
Photographer: GB