A handsome fellow bursting forth with a rainbow of Spring colors brightens up a dreary, foggy and wet commute to work.
Speaking of rainbows...
Our HOTT Crew friend Dodie in Orlando decided she wanted to bake a huge rainbow cake for Pride and decided to test her skills with a more manageable version like the one above. And she'd take the finished cake to the local LGBT Senior Center in Orlando. "Gays love cake! Gays love rainbows!", she said.
Dodie added, "Mentos made it so easy to decorate in rainbow colors. Alas, the cake was a bit dry. Not to worry, I brought lots of Diet Coke."
Dodie realized something was terribly wrong when a table full of LesbiElders decided to wash down the Mento'd Rainbow Cake with the Diet Coke.
"All hell broke loose! It was like Linda Blair in The Exorcist times ten! A carbonated version of the Hindenburg explosion!", said a horrified Dodie.
Clearly Dodie never watched any of the numerous Mentos + Diet Coke videos on YouTube.
Location: Green Line at Haymarket
Imagined Profession: Director of Social Media Marketing