It's 1F at HOTT Headquarters. That's -17C for our many readers outside the United States. It's cold no matter if you read the thermometer in Fahrenheit or Celsius. So cold that our hottie's pants turned blue! Brrrrr! At first glance we thought our hottie was a hipster health care worker in scrubs. But no! He's wearing jeans! Baby Blue Jeans! Or is that Baby Blue Blue Jeans? We found it a welcome distraction from the hordes of bundled people on our train.
Location: Green Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Whole Foods Stock Clerk