Monday, 11 February 2013
We Throw Our Hat in the Ring
With the not so stunning news that the Pope is resigning effective February 28 (we think it has something to do with his butler) our very own Nippy, who owns a stunning pair of Cardinal Red 2(x)ist long underwear, has announced his candidacy for Pope! Nippy is reserved, yet bold. Kind, yet decisive. Young, and able to reign for many many decades! Nippy is the perfect choice!
Pope Nippy Elect has already assembled his team of Vatican insiders (below) to manage his campaign, and what hunky insiders they are! The gent 2nd from left on the bottom row will be his Chief of Staff.
Vote for Nippy for Pope! After all, wouldn't you like a pope who wears 2(x)ist under those fancy robes?
Oh... the handsome hottie in a cowboy-esque hat was discovered on the Red Line. A most congenial fellow. We think he'd be a good spokesperson for Nippy's campaign!
Location: Red Line at Central
Imagined Profession: Nippy's Press Secretary