Our handsome man is ready for the game. The Harvard vs. Dartmouth football game last night! Of course, Harvard won. Much to the chagrin of all the Dartmi (is that the correct form for "people from Dartmouth"?) in Cambridge this weekend.
And as our HOTT Crew ventured to Porter Square today we witnessed this blond Dartma (person from Dartmouth, the feminine form of Dartmus) texting whilst driving, resulting in not making a complete turn and taking out a tree, a bike rack, and a bike locked to the bike rack. Last night it was Harvard 14 vs Dartmouth 13. Today is was Dartmouth 1 vs. Bike 0.
Location: Red Line at Harvard
Imagined Profession: Student at Harvard's JFK School of Government